TT No.203: Andy Gallon - Sat 4th April 2009; Gretna 2008 v Kelso United; East of Scotland League Div One; Res: 0-0; Att: 109; Admission: £4 (incl 16pp programme); FGIF Match Rating: **

Matchday images contributed by Emma Jones (9) >view>   Gretna 2008 - to give the fledgling East of Scotland League club their official title - are looking to end an exile in Annan sooner rather than later. They could learn later this month whether they can play at Raydale Park, home to the original Gretna club which went bust so spectacularly at the end of last season. The administrator handling the affairs of the old club is about to sell the rotting - but extant - Raydale ground, and Gretna 2008 officials have had talks with its potential buyers. It seems a covenant restricts use of the land to sporting purposes, so hopes are high a deal of some sort can be struck to seal a return home.   But all that is for the future. In the meantime, Gretna (I'll drop the 2008 suffix for the sake of convenience) must soldier on at the Everholm Stadium, a couple of hundred yards down the road from Annan Athletic's Galabank ground. Sporting ironies do not come any more supreme than this. Gretna lost their Scottish League status to a team eight miles away, and having begun again with new people at the helm, found themselves playing in the shadow of their replacement's ground. Double whammy. Everholm, a football pitch enclosed by a six-lane athletics track, is not a stadium at all. Within its grass-banked confines, there aren't any dressing rooms, and there's no cover, hardstanding, floodlights or even toilets. But the fans, a hard core of about 100, of the old club were desperate to keep the Gretna football flame flickering, and I imagine anything was better than nothing. They do not appear to have any regrets about the Black & Whites' tragic demise, and cherish the memories of seeing their team play at Hampden Park and take part in the Uefa Cup.     At least Everholm is a pretty spot. It is part of a recreational area known as Quarter Cake, which is bounded to the north-west by the picturesque, tree-lined River Annan. Check it out for displays of salmon leaping and heron fishing. Gretna use changing rooms 250 yards from the stadium. These, along with the only toilets in the vicinity, are housed in an ugly breeze block pavilion daubed with graffiti. A narrow path leads past two football pitches - used on this bright, breezy afternoon as warm-up areas by Gretna and opponents Kelso United - to a gate in the south corner of Everholm, where a table dispensing programmes and good humour serves as a turnstile. Refreshments, in the form of thermos flasks of hot drinks, generously-sized pies, and home-filled rolls, are dispensed from the back of a car by the edge of the pitch. At every turn, cheerfulness and friendliness are available free of charge.   To the right, a steep, grassy bank blanketed with golden daffodils encloses the arena. The two sides of the pitch are roped off, though officials are pretty easy-going, and those with a wanderlust are free to roam on the three other grass banks, the athletics track and behind each goal. A couple of wooden benches outside the track on the south-eastern side provide the only seating. The stadium is rather short on eyecatching distractions. A splendidly sited detached house, of typically Scottish design and fashioned from the beautiful local red sandstone, has a grandstand view above the east corner. On a shelf below is a disused portable building. Over the perimeter fence on the north-western side, a rugby pitch separates the stadium from the river. The distance to the dressing rooms means the players spend half-time on the pitch, which, though flat, is rather bumpy. The linesmen were supplied by the two clubs. Were it not for the presence of so many spectators, you'd think you were at a Sunday league fixture. Gretna really are bursting to get to Raydale Park, not least because the proximity of the river at Everholm, and a propensity for the dampness to spread, has caused a number of games to be postponed.     It proved to be an afternoon of frustration for Gretna and their friendly fans. With the top two teams in Division One, Tynecastle and Gala Fairydean, meeting on the same afternoon, the Borderers, third and outside the promotion positions, could have gone top with victory and a draw in the other game. But lowly Kelso - and their goalkeeper Elliot Turnbull in particular - proved an immovable object. Gretna, playing in an all-blue change strip because Kelso arrived with black and white striped shirts, couldn't find a decisive finish, and when they did put something together in the strong wind, Turnbull was there to thwart them.   Turnbull's honours list of saves in the first half included superb diving efforts to push aside headers from the prolific Sean Bannon (seven goals in the last three games) and Nikki White. He also produced some dazzling footwork to get into position quickly enough to divert over the crossbar a wind-assisted David Seggie cross-cum-shot from 35 yards, and made an astonishing point-blank grab to foil Bannon on the stroke of half-time. Kelso, for whom skipper Steven Tait was a colossus in the middle of the back four, weren't entirely incapacitated by defensive duties. The visitors should have scored in the 35th minute when Stephen Pusledzki's cute angled pass put Derek Burnett in the clear on the right side of the penalty area, only for advancing Gretna keeper John Jamieson to push a low shot wide with his left arm.   Kelso went even closer to breaking the deadlock 10 minutes after the restart. The barnacle breasted Tait made the most of poor marking at a corner to send a powerful header towards goal, but full-back Dean Lea was on his post (good lad!) and nodded the ball away. Paul McDermott volleyed a great chance over as the visitors threatened a shock victory. Gretna's composure faded as their attacks became increasingly desperate. Exasperated manager Stuart Rome's complexion went through deepening shades of red and was verging on purple during the closing minutes as he bellowed advice into the gale. But Turnbull would not be beaten. He made a stunning one-handed tip over from a fizzing Tony Nicholson 20-yarder before Burnett almost won it for Kelso with an 89th-minute back-header which dropped the wrong side of a post.   As the final whistle sounded, we sprinted (OK, walked speedily) up the road to catch (for free!) the last half-hour of Annan Athletic's Irn-Bru Scottish League Third Division game against Montrose. A roar greeted the promotion-chasing Black & Golds' second goal in a vital 2-1 success moments before we entered the ground. Apart from one superb save by the home keeper, little of note happened. So, two hours of football - and not a single goal to enthuse over. At least a cracking chicken tikka dansak at one of my favourite curry houses (in Penrith, of all places) brought an enjoyable week in south-west Scotland to an end in tongue-tingling fashion.

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